Flare on your swine flu mask: Bomb.

Swine Flu, schmline flu. If you have to wear a mask because your militant government forces you to, you might as well do it with some stee-lo. Personally, I'm a fan of the mustasched look, it says you like to party but you're not afraid of a tied-arm knife fight with swine flu - if it comes to that. Bomb it.